🔥 Cookout Politics: The Side-Eye

Inside the card

Baby, I need you to hear me right now. I saw what you walked in here with. I saw that container. I saw the little corner of that label you tried to pick off with your fingernail on the way from the parking lot. You brought store-bought potato salad to a family cookout. With raisins in it. Raisins, baby. In the potato salad. I am not angry. I am not even disappointed. I am simply going to ask you to carry that back out to your vehicle, sit with it, and reflect on the choices that led you here today.